Are you tired of fishing for mere mortals? Do you yearn for the thrill of reeling in a seal? Do you have what it takes to become a Seal Whisperer?
In this esteemed guide, we'll delve into the most esoteric, the most obscure, and the most utterly useless underwater seal angling techniques known to man. Because who needs a rod and reel when you can have a ancient seal whistle?
But be warned, my friends: the path to enlightenment is fraught with underwater drama. Are you prepared to face the existential crisis that comes with realizing your life's purpose is to stare at the abyss while waiting for a seal to bite?